Sauna Rules Sign
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$ 9.50
Make sure everyone understands the sauna rules with this wonderfully funny sign that can be hung in your changing room or outside the sauna door. The sign reads as followed:...

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Make sure everyone understands the sauna rules with this wonderfully funny sign that can be hung in your changing room or outside the sauna door. The sign reads as followed:



SAUNA RULES

1. Sit on top pench at yuu own rdisk.
2. Memper tis: Tuu muts teem kets yuu reel tissy. Yuu dumbel town ant prake yuu pones at own rdisk.
3. If svet kets in yuu eyes, chust plink a coppla dimes.
4. If yuu ket sliffer in yuu packsite from ta pench, ton't holler tuu lowt. Naypers vil tink vee putsering a pic, ant pe looken for pork sops nex tay, ant ritavay pe,, asken: "Vhen ta hed chese pe ton?"
5. Vhen yuu all ton (or if yuu lip on ta sope) pudit pack inta sope tis. Ton't leef it melden onta pench.
6. If yuu ket tuu hot, Ko chump in ta lake!
  • Measurements: 12" H x 9" W
  • Intended for use inside changing room

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